Dear 3 a.m.,

We are spending entirely too much time together these days. I have begun to despise you and your quietness. You make my mind race with thoughts that keep me awake for too long. And why do I always feel the need to construct extremely long to-do lists in your presence?

Mostly I hate you for your inconvenience. If you were earlier in the night, I could eventually get back to sleep for a few good hours. If you were later in the night, I could just wake up for good. Your timing infuriates me.

You suck.

Sincerely,
Leslie Hedenberg

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You tell 'em Les. I hate his brother 2am too.
Anonymous said…
You are too funny...at least you've still maintained a sense of humor during an obviously frustrating time!
June said…
Amen, Sister!! While I can't yell at Mr. 3 am, I am not very fond of his friends Mr's and Miss's (sp?) 4, 4:32, 4:54, 5:15, 5:55, or 6...when there is absolutely no real reason to get up!!!
**although my internet does move a lot faster at this time...

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